Who is Harriet Philips Lustcraft?

It's a simple question, with a convoluted answer. Part monster, part victim, and all woman, this 30-something authoress might not be old enough to be your mother, but she might let you call her mommy, if you beg. She is a writer of fantasies as dark as her hair, and erotic horror stories, inspired by some familiar favorites. Her aesthetic is goth, her needs are many, and her tastes are quite specific. 

Where is she?

Well, that's harder to answer, because she gets around, in every sense of the word. Recently she was spotted in the great white north. She fled south before the winter, but it was said she needed an entire harem of men and women just to stay warm. Perhaps she has returned to the desert, to seek out more clues about the nature of the unseen forces and the queer cults that alter our world in ways we can only guess at.

Why does she write these awful things?

Because she loves it. If you're reading them, then you love it too, on some level. Go on, you can admit it.

Is it true that she'd part of the Scarlet Sisterhood?

That is a dangerous question, and one best left unasked. The Sisterhood is fond of using those who get too close to the truth in their perverse rites, and they are never seen again.

What about the Anyonigram and the Eronomikos? What can you tell us of those dread implements?

The seven petaled flower is symbol as mysterious as it is powerful. As to the dark red book of wonders, you can expect to find a lot more about in the near future. My upcoming book will delve deeper into than any sane author or authoress should. 

A captivating blend of romance and horror.

Someone, (probably)

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